{"id":124,"date":"2026-06-25T14:49:52","date_gmt":"2026-06-25T14:49:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sockassassin.com\/?page_id=124"},"modified":"2026-06-25T15:33:01","modified_gmt":"2026-06-25T15:33:01","slug":"124-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sockassassin.com\/?page_id=124","title":{"rendered":"Episode Logs: Season 1"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-cover alignfull is-light has-contrast-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-7f07039d9a9fb312e7704b09d0d3dfad\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50)\"><span aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-cover__background has-base-background-color has-background-dim-100 has-background-dim\"><\/span><div class=\"wp-block-cover__inner-container has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-cover-is-layout-49249989 wp-block-cover-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns alignwide is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-ca2dd60b wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:65%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-vertical is-content-justification-stretch is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-d8dce8eb wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-left\" style=\"font-size:clamp(2.629rem, 2.629rem + ((1vw - 0.2rem) * 3.719), 5rem);font-style:normal;font-weight:300;letter-spacing:-0.03em;line-height:1.4\">PROJECT UPDATE: CELLULAR CORRUPTION IN THE LOWER SECTORS<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"is-style-text-subtitle is-style-text-subtitle--1 wp-block-paragraph\"><em>The silence within the ruined estate house was never absolute. 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